THIS WOULD BE THE TRUTH
That there’s my signiture….don’t wear it out…
salty-sandy-maxey asked: So also....what if you have a friend who told a guy she liked that she might die.. and then he called freaking out and... then she heard the voicemail and decided she didn't like him anymore. Any advice?
Welllll ya see…..obviously your friend felt really bad and your friend and the guy she thought she liked are really best friends anymore because your friend feels awkward…poor guy was cryin….I’m gunna make everyone some apple juice so we can just chillax!
salty-sandy-maxey asked: So... my best friend's exboyfriend has a little sister, and now she's best friends with MY little sister.... WHAT TO DO ANTWON??
Welllll this sounds complicated! Let me go get some apple juice, thnk about what you’ve asked then get back to ya….
Okay so I’ve had some apple juice and I’d say make some apple juice from this situation, have an apple juice party, put your differences aside, and enjoy some apple juice together
So the other day... my best friends, Maxey and Rachel, were going to Rachel's grandparents but they stopped by CVS on the way there (to buy some apple juice obviously). The cashier started flirting with them and this was their convo...
Cashier: So what are you two up to today?
Cashier: Where ya headed?
Rachel: .......My grandparents.........
Cashier: That sounds like a fun town! I've never heard of it before ;)
Them: *Start laughing uncontrollably*
Raquel: There's a cowboy sitting behind me..
Antwon: Tell him that I say "When life hands you a cowboy hat....make apple juice."
Cowboy: OHMYGOD. That's the best advice I've ever heard.....ever.
When life hands you an essay…..make apple juice
When life hands you candy, make APPLE JUICE!
When life hands you lemons, make apple juice…